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Suspicious Candy: A Haiku & Sketch


A sketch of a candy bar with a torn wrapper labeled "Totally Normal Candy!" next to a haiku poem that reads "Malicious intent / mask razors inside wrappers / MASS HYSTERIA!"

Malicious intent

mask razors inside wrappers -

MASS HYSTERIA!


Anyone else remember the 80s/90s mass hysteria of when razor blades and needles were supposedly hidden everywhere? Canned goods, soda bottles, candy?! I had so much fear about this as a kid. I don't think the hysteria is boring old sharp objects anymore though, now it's just drugs.

 
 
 

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hil hoover
hil hoover
Oct 29, 2023

MASS HYSTERIA!! OH YES, absolutely. the needle thing especially.

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Kelsey Thomas
Kelsey Thomas
Oct 29, 2023
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I still have this random fear every now and again of finding a needle in a can of soda. Growing up in the 80s/90s was wild!

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