"Friggin' Bats" - Batman's Lament

I imagine Batman singing this solemnly to himself in the batcave with a sweeping orchestral accompaniment...

I’d be okay

with diggin’ rats,

Or giggin’ cats,

Who jig in spats.

I wouldn’t mind

a pig in hats,

Who’s riggin’ stats

for swiggin’ gnats.

I wish I'd picked headquarters that

Were apt for wigged aristocrats,

Alas, I chose this habitat

That's always full of friggin’ bats!